The History of the Greasepole
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Rising out of myth
Football in the 50s was a serious matter and rivalries were deep and intense. But
no battles were as fierce as those between Queens Golden Gaels and
Torontos Varsity. When games were held in Toronto, devoted and rowdy fans
would often book whole cars of the train. It seems that regardless of who came out the
victors, partying inevitably erupted and damage was usually done to the opposing
teams stadium... if not the surrounding city.
A favorite trick was the knocking down of the home teams goalposts, and
Queens students were masters of it. The Engineers were especially known to love this
"structural alteration" of a stadium.
In 1955, fed up with this destruction, University of Toronto staff erected new steel
goals embedded in 3 square feet of solid concrete. Called the
"indestructible goals", U of T sat back smugly and watched the futile attacks by
rival fans. Until along came October
Cleverness, guile or just brute strength?
|Like most myths, the tale of the Pole's theft has a few
versions. For accuracy, Ill share the three most popular ones and you can make up
your mind which - if any - you support as an "authentic" description of the
events of October 8th, 1955.
- The most widely held version, and the one often recounted during Frosh Week, is that the
night before the game some ingenious Queen's engineers cut partway through
the two North-end posts, leaving just enough uncut metal to support them for the game.
After the game, Queen's easily removed the pole and shipped it to Kingston.
- According to the memory of an alumnus from the time, the goals were not cut at all, but
instead ropes were quickly thrown over the tips of the two goals and using sinusoidal,
circular motions, the poles were divorced from their concrete moorings.
- The third version, recounted in the Journal at the time, describes the theft as
a simple matter of brute force with the overly rowdy Queens
students and Engineers literally ripping the two Poles right from their concrete bases,
probably using the same twisting technique as above, but without the ropes.
Perhaps these photos from the 1955 yearbook shed some light on the issue.
The two poles were shipped back to Kingston via the train. While the popular
version claims a route through Winnipeg, for this theft at least, the evidence suggests
the poles were put on the "party" train back to Kingston. Train officials
were apparently looking for someone to pay the $4.50 shipping charges despite reports of
engineers taking up a collection on the train to pay for the shipping of the two
goalposts. Internally, Sci 56 is credited for the theft. The
University of Toronto charged Queens athletics $350.76 to replace the North-end
No matter how it originally fell into our hands, since that time, the Pole has been on
permanent loan! See Hiding & Stealing of the Pole for more on our struggle to keep
this trophy from U of T and each other.
What to do with a steel pole?
Being Engineers, they couldn't just sit around and be happy with this trophy it
had to be useful! One can almost imagine a group of Sci. 59s sitting around one day
and thinking, hey why dont we get the frosh to climb it! Sounds like a grand idea, a
challenge to add to the excitement and fervor of their initiations. But a naked pole is
certainly not a challenge worthy enough of inclusion into a well-executed initiation
program, so being good engineers, they immediately considered coefficients of friction,
temporal convergences and factors of uncertainty.
We all know the results, and in autumn of 1956, Science 60 became the first year
to ascend a greased pole as part of their introduction to Queens Engineering. Using
axle grease as a suitably messy lubricant, the Frosh were given simple instructions:
retrieve a tam off the top of the erected pole. If they did it in less than 2 minutes, the
wearing of tams would be discontinued for the year. It took them 8 minutes, 10 seconds and
carried on the tradition of wearing tams at all times until December.
From 1957 to 1967, little information has survived in print. Golden Words had
not been invented yet and the Journal was the only "consistent" source
of info. The Pole was climbed each year, the Pit was eventually added, the tam began to be
nailed on the to Pole to make it tougher to remove and the Upper Years began to thrown
various objects at the climbing frosh.
Ready, aim, fire!
Imagine yourself climbing the Pole again (or perhaps for the first time). You want to
go for the gold, so youre up there on the 3rd level. Bit by bit you stretch up,
reaching for the elusive tam. With a push you grasp hold of it. Yes, you think, this will
be it, the tam is coming off! That is until an unripe apple, rifled in at 30 mph, beans
you in the head and you fall 20+ feet onto your classmates below.
Think of a metal pole just under 30 feet tall, well greased with axle grease, and with
a tam nailed securely to the top and you have a pretty daunting challenge. Add in
projectiles coming in from every direction, disgusting things floating in the mess on
which you are standing, and a high potential for bruises, broken boned, cuts and scrapes
that dont heal, and the image becomes more akin to a war rather than a test of
In the 70s and 80s, it was fair
game for the watching Upper Years or others in the jeering mob to keep you from the top at
all costs. It was part of the challenge and was thought to more closely bond the Science
Year together . Tomatoes were the favorite weapons (see image, left, from 1963),
perhaps because they would usually only bruise the Frosh. Unlike apples, melons, beer
bottles and rocks, which were all heaved into the Pit at hapless, but determined Frosh at
some point during those two decades. As well as a good arm, slingshots and a high-powered
device called a funnelator were used to rifle fruit at the Frosh at high
velocity. Not even The Pole Game goes that far! Ask someone who went through
Queens during that time though and most would say that thats just the way it
Being hit with flying produce was only one
of the challenges. The Pole was sunk into a Pit filled with all sorts of vile things mixed
in with the mud, water and axle grease. It was so bad that it was deemed too unsafe for
women to participate in. That rule was broken in 1976, when 3 female engineering Frosh
(called Freshettes) joined the Greasepole unnoticed. Unnoticed that is until the tam was
taken off, pictures were taken and it was seen that the second person from the top was a
female. As for the Pit, it was not uncommon to find animal parts, horse shit and other
unhealthy extras floating around the Frosh's legs.
Regardless of the dangers, Frosh climbed the Pole every year, setting records on both
ends. Sci 77 managed to get through the affair in only 17 minutes whereas it
took Sci '72 1204 minutes and two days to retreive their tam!
From war to unity
Once the Pole was a battleground where Frosh fought to gain a foothold, dodge a
projectile and generally avoid getting injured, while callous Upper Years and mobs of
non-engineers watched, jeered and made every attempt to thwart them. Over time though, bit
by bit, the hazing mentality diminished, its rituals no longer appropriate, giving way to
a sense of cooperation. The move was a long time coming, perhaps part of a general
evolution right from the first Pole climb, but as the 1990s dawned, the Greasepole took
its place as a rite of team building... not only for the Frosh, but for all four
Engineering years at Queen's.
The Pole for the 21st Century
Many who went through Frosh Week in days gone by would hardly recognize the event. In
1985, after the worst Greasepole ever the year before (see Ascents & Events for more details), throwing
projectiles was banned as was the most of the "fun" items in the Pit. Athough
students at the time criticised the move, it began a trend to conditions that are now seen
as "the way things are done". Then in 1988, lanolin replacedthe traditional axle
grease used to lubricate the Pole, and in 1993, it became regulations for all 4
Engineering Years to enter the Pit at some time, marking the final move toward the modern
Early on the morning of the Greasepole the FRECs arrive at the secret location of the
event, very tired after partying all night. Setting up the site, they remove any
hazardous rocks from the site, put up a barricade of snow fencing surrounding the Pit and
finally using several gallon drums of lanolin, grease the Pole and set it in place in the
Pit. At some point someone notices the sun has come up and sometime later the sound system
Then the Upper Years arrive and chaos reaches the scene. Rowdy, purple, hyper and
mostly drunk, the Upper Years work themselves into a frenzy while waiting for the Frosh
who are travelling "the long route" to the site in buses that have the heating
blasting and windows covered. The FRECs take up position around the snow fence and
begin the long process of defending the Pit. It seems every Upper Year think its his
or her right to jump into the Pit. Pool noodles, inflatable crocodiles and air horns
are common tools.
Finally, the Frosh buses arrive and with a roar from the crowd, the Frosh are welcomed
into the cold water of the Pit, suitably shocking after their warm ride. Music
blasting the Frosh go at it. Soon they find unlike axle grease, lanolin is very difficult
to climb and being lame, they cannot get the tam by themselves. At one hour in, the
4th years are invited into the Pit. With a scream, they enter and after a bit of
chaos and fun, begin to help the Frosh, well seasoned at the event. Fifteen minutes
later, the 3rd years go in and fifteen minutes after that, the FRECs launch in. The
air seems to crackle as new energy is found. The Pit is almost full with bodies,
giving adequate mass with which to support the upper levels. Together, all engineers
working toward one goal perhaps for the only time in their time at Queen's, the tam is
ripped off. Everyone is excited for the Frosh, everyone laughs and yells and chants and
moshes. The Frosh started by working together, but only accomplished their task by joining
forces with their peers. It is an awesome expereince!
So is the current Pole wimpy, less fun, a waste of time? Certainly not according
to the students who participate it. It seems just different, a relection of the different
attitudes of the time. There is no doubt that the Pole will change faces again, and there
will be those that lament the evolution, but the spirit and the challenge, the only truly
important parts, will remain.
Mysteries & Unsubstantiated Rumour
As happens with tradition, for every true story, there are dozens of variations,
exaggerations and even the occasional fabrication. During the research into the history
and spirit of the Greasepole, I came across many stories I could not substantiate or that
seemed out of place with the accepted traditions. I leave one for your amusement and
One such story involved the lengths Queens Engineers will go to in order to keep
their Pole. In 1993, one of the FRECs was quoted in the Journal as attesting that at one
point in its history, the Pole was cut into 7 pieces and sent to each continent to prevent
it from being reclaimed by U of T.