About the recording session:
Grab a copy of this document and take some time to read it over.  The lines here are all suggestions only, and are meant to give you an indication of the types of things your character needs to say.  For example, the Commie has to be able to taunt the player when they rear their ugly head, but what they say when they’re taunting can be ad-libbed if you’re so inclined.
Apart from the fact this is going to be an awesome time, there’s added incentive to stick around.  At the end of the recording, we’ll all become the voices of the crowd!  Enjoy yourself, loosen up, and remember – it’s all about energy!
Cheers,

Rob Burke and Craig Calvert
2:45 - 3:30
George Dyke - Himself
George is up on the scaffolding in the background.  To a Frosh, the EngSoc Prez is about as close to God as you can get.  We know he talks with God.  We can only wonder what other powers he wields.
“Come on, it’s been 15 minutes, Frosh!  I’d really like to see ya become a year!”
“You’ve been in there for half an hour – Get your act together, Frosh!”
“It’s been 45 minutes; come on, Frosh!!”
“Midterms are coming, Frosh!  Move it!”
 (Hit by apple) “Hey!” “Not a good idea!” “Do you know who I am?!”
(Hit by pizza) “Thanks for the ‘za!”
(Hit by beer) “Ahh yes, Nectar of the Gods!”
(Hit by 114) “Physics?  114?  This is the easy stuff!”
(Hit by hosewater) “The frosh are down there!”
 “OK, Frosh, we’re sending in (someone) to help you out!  Listen to this guy – he knows what he’s talking about!”
“It’s all good, Frosh!” 
“Would those of you who are throwing apples please cut it out?”
“Frosh, the tam is up there!”

Brendan Carroll, Tara Ashworth – Commies
These guys pop their heads up at the front of the screen.  They taunt the player and insult Engineers in general.  It’s a bunch of Engineers making the game, though, so the verdict is already out.  The player can shove them into the pit and watch as the Frosh beat the living daylights out of them (in a way only marginally suitable for a family audience).
“You Engineers make me sick!”
“Ha ha, plumbers!”
“I’m gonna own you some day!”
“Missed me, sucker!”
Brendan: “<some businessbabble being spoken into a cellphone>”
(After being pushed:) “Hey!” “I know where you baaaaank!”
“Ow!”, “Buzz off!”  “Screw off, you freakin’ plumbers!”   etc.

Steph Melnyk - Narrator
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat. The Little Prince.  Last year’s Simpsons Halloween Special.  They all had their narrator with an oh-so-melodic voice, and Steph is ours.
“Select your Discipline, and click the pass crest to start.”
“Watch it – this could get a little rude.”
“To change the game’s settings, click and drag these Frosh around.”
“Look!  They’re at the top!”
“That tam’s about to come off!”
“Here comes the tam!”
“Congratulations, that’s a new record time!”
“That pyramid doesn’t look too stable!”

Joe Flynn - Pizza Delivery Guy
Some slack-jaw has ordered a pizza for delivery to the Pitsite, and they’re nowhere to be found.  Joe’s here to deliver it, and at this point will give it to anyone.
“Did someone order a pizza?”
“Pizza here!”
“Sorry this is late – I couldn’t find the place!”

Jason Silzer - Keener with 114 Exam
Some sadistic UpperYear has come up with the ultimate way to frighten the Frosh.  They’ve brought their 114 Exam to the pit and are about to toss it – toxic, J-Section-inducing Physics and all – into the pit at the Frosh.  See how they run!
“Look what I’ve got!”
“Let’s send ‘em all to J!”

3:30 – 4:30
Al Burchell - Himself
We all need role models.  People to look up to. People who know what to do, and know how to teach what to do.  People… like Al.
“OK, Frosh, you gotta GET IN THERE and link your arms together!”
“Get in here, Frosh!”
“Push!!  Push!!”
“Come on, we need some more on the (nth) level!”
“Get up there, Frosh!  Go!  Go!”
(what am I thinking?  Those of you who were around for Al’s last ad lib session know that this man needs no prompting!)

John Masterson,  Jen Johnson – ArtScis
Remember those Commies we so unceremoniously tossed into the fray?  Now it’s the ArtScis’ turn. These guys don’t get mauled, though – just splashed.  ArtScis are so much more… delicate.
“Arts and Sciiiiience!!”
“Stupid Engineers!”
“Dead Frecs, Dead Frecs, lying in the pit!”
“Look at my facepaint!”
“Why are you all so purple?”
“Can you help me with this math?”
“Aah!”
“Cut it out!”
“Hey!  It’s not funny any more!”

Chris LeSauvage - Person holding hose
Donald Bloor, Sci ’78, provided the Pole Game with its first financial contribution in return for a copy.  He wants to get an early start indoctrinating his kids for the classes of Sci ’08, Sci ’12 and Sci ’14.  A friend of his was asked if she wanted a boy or a girl when delivering her first child (Donald and his wife were in Calgary General delivering their third.)  “I don’t care,” she cried out, “as long as they’re an Engineer!”  Anyway, I digress: at one Pole he witnessed, the Upper Years brought in a Fire Engine.  Now, what could we do with one of those…?
“Let’s get ‘em hosed!”
(Chris is another man who needs no prompting.)

Brian Menzel - Guy With Keg
Remember the Pre-Pit Party?  I sure don’t.
“Check it out – a keg!”
“Hey!  This is from the pre-pit!”
“Time for a little keg action!”

Brian Menzel, Mary Wojtyk - Person with apples
They’re the staple weaponry, and these two keep you loaded so you can keep bringin’ it on.
“Here’s some more apples!”  (Actually, I’d rather you said anything but this.  Brainstorm!)

Derek Crawford, Kitty Lee – Frosh
These poor little guys take a lot of abuse, but at the end of the day… we love ’em.
(Hit by apple) “Ow!” “Cut that out!”  “Stop it!” “Hey, aren’t you my Frec?”  “Yeeeeowch!”
“Oh no!”  (Kitty!) <grin>
 “Aaaaaah!” (with a “Doppler” falling effect)
“Mmm… beer!”
(Hit by beer) “Aww – I was thirsty, too!”
“Pizza!  Pizza!”
(eating sounds)
(Hit by pizza) “Hey!  I wanted to eat that!”
“Make it stop!”  (Referring to 114 bombardment)
“How drunk I am? Ssscho DwwwwunK!!!”  (and if we could get everyone in the studio to respond, too, that’d be great!)
“Get off my head!”
“I’ve almost got it!”  “Higher!  Higher!”
“Stayin’ Alive!”
“What do we do, Al?”
(Hit by 114) “Make it stop! I don’t get it!  Make it stop!”
(Hit by hosewater) “We’re getting hosed!”
Take it away, Kitty and Derek!

Jenzy Thomas, Gill Lachance, Duane Parliament, *.* - Individuals in Crowd
OK, here’s the scoops for all you crazy kids who don’t have to run out on us early.  At this point, you all become the Crowd to record some wild-ass screaming.  We need “Rituaaaal!” for the Discipline Bar Selection screen… let’s ad lib the rest and have some fun.
“Rituaaaaaaaaal!”